sometimes im tired and other times im tired
. . . pretty much.
• My fucking face
• Me bbys <3
• twattre
• yes?
• send me things, I don't care. basically...
• My fucking face
• Me bbys <3
• twattre
• yes?
• send me things, I don't care. basically...
someone left this picture on the tester camera at target
i’m
(via yourownkindofperfect)
people who have the same name as me are competition
(via balloonicorn)
my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”
(via lezbehonestnow)
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
(Source: caplan, via forget-what-came-before)
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
(via booksandotherthings)
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
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“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via sandandglass)
Koala’s response to being petted
> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.
(via inmy0wntime)
